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Funny Girl Dog Names

Funny names for a girl dog — from sweet-treat silly to little-old-lady deadpan, and every one carried mostly by female dogs in the license data. The kind of name that makes people grin when you call it across the park. Ranked by how many girls actually wear each one.

NameGenderTrend
1Cookie

The sweetest treat on four legs.

Girl
2Lulu

Bubbly and a little bit extra.

Girl
3Gigi

All glamour, zero chill.

Girl
4Mabel

A great-aunt's name on a tiny goofball.

Girl
5Peaches

Sweet, round, and ridiculous.

Girl
6Nellie

Prim old-lady name, chaos energy.

Girl
7Muffin

Soft, round, and impossible to say sternly.

Girl
8Pumpkin

A whole gourd of good humor.

Girl
9Bubbles

Exactly as serious as it sounds.

Girl
10Fifi

So fancy it loops back to funny.

Girl
11Cupcake

Frosted and faintly absurd.

Girl
12Petunia

A grandma-garden name for a clown.

Girl
13Gidget

Pocket-sized and preposterous.

Girl
14Agnes

Ninety years old and eight pounds.

Girl
15Ethel

Bingo-night energy in a puppy.

Girl
16Dot

One tiny syllable, one tiny joke.

Girl
17Blanche

Golden-Girls glamour, canine edition.

Girl
18Gertrude

A name three sizes too big — perfect.

Girl
19Beatrix

Fancy on paper, goober in person.

Girl
20Gretchen

Stern name, silliest dog alive.

Girl
21Sprinkles

Confetti in dog form.

Girl
22Mildred

Casserole-and-cardigan chic.

Girl
23Prudence

The least prudent dog you'll meet.

Girl
24Doris

Diner-waitress deadpan.

Girl
25Gladys

Church-lady name, zero manners.

Girl
26Bertha

Big name, bigger personality.

Girl

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