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Funny Cat Names

Cats have zero dignity to lose, so give them the joke name: the pun, the wildly formal title, the ironic tough-guy. All carried by real licensed cats.

NameGenderTrend
1Gizmo

Small, weird, technically an animal.

Boy
2Bandit

Steals food, shows no remorse.

Boy
3Sushi

Raw ambition, tiny package.

Either
4Biscuit

For the constant kneading — 'making biscuits'.

Either
5Pickles

A whole personality in one word.

Either
6Beans

For the toe beans.

Either
7Noodle

Boneless when convenient.

Either
8Cheeto

Orange menace.

Boy
9Meatball

No notes.

Either
10Waffles

Serious cat, silly name.

Either
11Taco

Folded, warm, beloved.

Boy
12Pancake

Flattens on every surface.

Either
13Nacho

Nacho cat, actually my cat.

Boy
14Nugget

Golden, crispy, chaotic.

Either
15Pudding

Wobbly and content.

Either
16Wasabi

Small but will end you.

Either
17Turbo

Named ironically, sleeps 20 hours.

Boy
18Potato

Round. Lumpy. Perfect.

Either
19Gravy

Smooth operator.

Either

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